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DON'T END WORLD HUNGER
The world needs your help.I want your money.
Every day, millions of people support worthy causes. Today, you have the opportunity to do something considerably less useful.
- Founded
- 2026
- Staff
- 1
- Programmes
- 0
- Beneficiaries
- 1
TOTAL DONATED TO NOT ENDING WORLD HUNGER
Verify on mempool.space (opens in a new tab)
The USD figure adds up two things. Bitcoin: the current market value of all confirmed bitcoin ever received by the address, at today’s BTC/USD rate. That is not what it was worth when sent, and not the wallet balance. Ko-fi: the amounts actually paid, converted to USD at today’s rate. Unlike the Bitcoin part, the Ko-fi figures cannot be independently verified. Data: mempool.space public API (read-only) and Ko-fi’s payment notifications.
Contribute
Support a cause that supports absolutely nobody.
There are countless worthy causes deserving your generosity.
This isn’t one of them.
Nevertheless, if you insist, you can donate by card or PayPal, or send Bitcoin straight to my wallet.
Load the form
Press “Load the donation form”, or open Ko-fi in a new tab if you prefer.
Choose an amount
Ideally one you can comfortably afford never to see again. That part is guaranteed.
Pay by card or PayPal
Ko-fi handles the payment. We never see your card details, which is probably for the best.
Claim your reward
Come back and press the reward button below. We can’t check. We’re trusting you.
Open a Bitcoin wallet
Any wallet that can send on the Bitcoin mainnet will do. Not testnet, not Lightning, not another coin.
Scan or copy
Scan the QR code, tap “Open in wallet”, or copy the address. Double-check the first and last characters.
Choose an amount
Ideally one you can comfortably afford never to see again. That part is guaranteed.
Await confirmation
Once the network confirms your payment (usually 10–60 minutes), the counter updates within a few minutes.
Waste your money by card.
Ko-fi takes cards and PayPal, so you can make a poor decision with perfectly conventional money.
Ko-fi’s card and PayPal form opens right here, in about a second.
Prefer Ko-fi’s own page? Open it in a new tab (opens in a new tab)
Scan with any Bitcoin wallet
Receiving address
bc1qff69cp4mekrm5sgmrm3g4rkpsrzax3s9z9rn5wPayment link: bitcoin:bc1qff69cp4mekrm5sgmrm3g4rkpsrzax3s9z9rn5w
Irreversible
Bitcoin transactions generally cannot be reversed or refunded. Only send what you are prepared to lose, to an address you have checked.
Mainnet only
Send only BTC on the Bitcoin network. Other assets or networks sent to this address will likely be lost.
Public ledger
This address is public. Anyone can inspect every transaction it receives, including yours, on a block explorer.
A personal gift
This is a payment to an individual, not a charitable donation. It is not tax-deductible and funds no humanitarian work. Bitcoin’s price can change significantly.
Donor Recognition Programme
Your generosity will not go unrewarded.
Every supporter of Don’t End World Hunger is entitled to an exclusive appreciation experience.
We’ve prepared something special for those who choose to support our completely unnecessary initiative.
Please manage your expectations responsibly. Please don’t click this unless you’ve actually donated. There are no verification checks. We simply have no way of checking. (You’ll click it anyway. We know.)
Annual Impact Report · FY 2026
Our Extraordinary Impact
Our impact is difficult to measure because it doesn’t exist.
Nevertheless, we have invested considerable effort into measuring it.
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Unwavering
Questionable
100%
Making absolutely no difference since 2026.
Progress toward saving humanity: 0%.
Your donation will make a difference. To me.
Figures are satirical and unaudited. There is nothing to audit.
About the Organisation
A Mission Unlike Any Other
Our Mission
To convince complete strangers to voluntarily give me money.
Our Vision
A world where every questionable life choice I make is fully funded.
Our Values
Transparency
We tell you exactly what this is.
Accountability
We acknowledge that the founder is the intended beneficiary.
Ambition
Remarkably limited.
Impact
Best not to ask.
Our Team
One person. No qualifications. Unreasonable optimism.
The Founder. Portrait withheld, for everyone’s benefit.
Founder
President(also the founder)CEO(also the founder)Chief Financial Beneficiary(also the founder)Head of Doing Very Little(also the founder)
OUR SOLEMN PROMISE TO DONORS
I solemnly swear to do no good with your money.
Every donation goes directly toward my own personal benefit. No noble causes, no humanitarian projects, and absolutely no world-changing ambitions.
“Should any of your donations accidentally make the world a better place, please accept my sincerest apologies.”
— Founder, President & Sole Beneficiary
This is a satirical pledge, not a legally binding guarantee regarding the use of contributions.
Okay, but seriously...
As much as I’d appreciate you funding my questionable life choices, there are people and animals who need your money considerably more than I do.
If you actually want to make a difference, here are some organizations worth supporting instead.
Donate to someone who deserves it more
Extreme poverty
GiveDirectly
Sends cash directly to people living in extreme poverty, mostly via mobile money, so that recipients can decide for themselves what they need most.
Donate at givedirectly.org(external site, opens in a new tab)Global health
Against Malaria Foundation
Funds long-lasting insecticidal nets that protect families from malaria, a preventable disease that still kills hundreds of thousands of people each year, most of them young children.
Donate at againstmalaria.com(external site, opens in a new tab)Medical humanitarian aid
Médecins Sans Frontières / Doctors Without Borders
An independent international medical humanitarian organisation providing emergency care to people affected by conflict, epidemics, disasters and exclusion from healthcare. Lets you give through your own country’s office.
Donate at msf.org(external site, opens in a new tab)Animal welfare
The Humane League
Campaigns to end the abuse of animals raised for food, winning welfare commitments from major companies and holding them to account.
Donate at thehumaneleague.org(external site, opens in a new tab)
Don’t End World Hunger has no affiliation with, endorsement from, or partnership with any organisation listed here, and receives nothing from them. Links go directly to each organisation’s own website.
Frequently Asked Questions
Questions, answered with uncommon candour.
Asked by almost nobody, answered anyway.
Is this a real charity?
No. This is a satirical personal fundraising website.
Where does my money go?
To me. I thought we were clear about this.
Will my donation end world hunger?
Almost certainly not. That is rather central to the concept.
Is my donation tax-deductible?
You should not expect a charitable tax deduction. This is not a registered charity, and a payment here is a personal gift to an individual.
What percentage goes toward humanitarian causes?
None of the contributions to this website are designated for humanitarian projects.
Why should I donate?
There is no compelling reason. But you’re welcome to.
What do I get for donating?
An exclusive surprise of extraordinarily questionable value.
Can I pay by card?
Yes, through Ko-fi, which takes cards and PayPal. It is still a personal gift to an individual, not a charitable donation, and Ko-fi’s own terms apply.
Can I verify the donations?
Bitcoin ones, yes. The public receiving address can be inspected through a blockchain explorer, which is also where the live counter gets its numbers. Ko-fi donations are included in the total too, but they are private, so you will have to take our word for those.
Can I get my Bitcoin back?
Bitcoin transactions are generally irreversible. Only send funds if you understand the implications.
Do you collect any data about me?
No accounts, no analytics, no tracking cookies. Your browser fetches public blockchain data and stores the last result locally so the counter loads faster. The Ko-fi donation form is only loaded if you ask for it, and from then on Ko-fi’s own privacy policy applies. For Ko-fi donations, this site keeps only the amount, currency and date, plus a scrambled form of Ko-fi’s transaction reference to avoid double counting. Never names, emails or messages.
What if I actually want to help people?
Excellent decision. Visit the genuine charity recommendations.